OTHER INTERESTS

AUDIO AND ACOUSTICS

I entered graduate school inspired by my hobby of audio, which I felt should be developed into something more substantial. Having learned some more about analog and digital signal processing, as well as having built my own equipment, I'm able to look at the audio industry with a new eye. Unfortunately, it's a sceptical one.

The so-called `high-end' of the audio industry is riddled with over-priced, under-specified products that simply do not perform as well as lower-priced equipment. Although we are entreated (by the people selling us the components) to use our ears exclusively as a measuring tool, psychophysical research indicates that our hearing system is far from infallible. The placebo effect, not to mention the desire to hear an improvement in sound after spending a fortune on, for instance, speaker cable, is rife in high-end audio.

Many of the claims made by the manufacturers and dealers are not only unsubstantiated by fact, they are wildly implausible and physically impossible. The assertion that a speaker cable is directional, for instance, is completely unsupportable by any known physical theory, and the fact that absolutely no measurement difference can be discerned between the two orientations indicates that there is, indeed, no difference. John Dunlavy, of Dunlavy Audio, has published results indicating that even highly qualified listeners were unable to tell the difference between 12-gauge zip cord and hugely expensive speaker cables in controlled, blind listening tests using extremely high quality equipment. No more need be said.

It's possible to build good equipment simply by using experience and sound theory, without spending a fortune. I have made a pre-amplifier using the Analog Devices AD797 op-amp as the source of gain. I highly recommend this op-amp, which has the best specifications available today. The parts for the pre-amplifier cost less than $100, including a commercial $50 passive gain and switch control. I make my own interconnects at less than $5 each, and use 12-gauge cord as my speaker cable. The effects of correct speaker placement and acoustical room treatment are far greater than any effect due to fat speaker cables, $1000 interconnects, special AC cords, and sorbothane feet. Save your money! Move your speakers around instead!

Check out the Usenet group rec.audio.tech, to which I contribute, for occasionally reasonable discussions on audio matters. Check out rec.audio.high-end for always ridiculous discussions on audio matters.

SCEPTICISM

Some may baulk at the idea of scepticism as a hobby. Sceptics do not constantly moan about the state of the world, and we aren't unromantic either. It's just a healthy lifestyle. You're free from the paranoia that pervades much of the American public - there is no need to worry about UFO invasions, undercover government surveillance, or God striking you down. You can have tremendous fun laughing at the antics of `police psychics', `aura readers', `mediums', and all the rest of the ridiculous nonsense that surrounds us (especially in Austin). And you can live secure in the knowledge that, in the entire history of our civilization, only science has been shown to get results, time after time, with no pleading about `special conditions' or `bad vibes'. I recommend any book by James Randi or Martin Gardner. Randi's book `The Truth about Uri Geller' is one of the most brilliant, funniest reads available today. Also recommended is The Skeptic's Dictionary, a comprehensive listing of chicanery and rubbish that persists, even in the late 20th century. The Quackwatch Home Page is a useful guide to medical fraud and pseudoscience. Plus of course, the CSICOP Web site. The Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal publishes the Skeptical Inquirer.

Here is the transcript of what transpired when I called a local TV station during a talk show about so-called `alternative medicine'. Although I wanted to call and ask the herbalist just how vitamins could help a woman's PMS, I instead opted to talk to the director of the alternative medicine program at Highland Hospital in Rochester, NY on the subject of therapeutic touch. Her reply is a brilliant piece of non-science that is truly worthy of the field.

AND...

I love to cook, eat, play tennis, watch movies, cycle to school, play with my cat, fix the car, fix my friends' stereos, read, keep up with world news on BBC World Service, teach, swim, see opera, sing falsetto...

If only they would let me guest sing with them!

Oh well, at least I can get the lyrics to their songs here so I can sing along!